Tech it like it T-I-IS

I’ve been a bit of a tech enthusiast for many years, and made some bad purchases over that time. Sucked in by advertising hype, inaccurate reviews and gash recommendations, I’ve ended up with, at best, a second-rate product and at worst a pile of shite not worth the money.

What’s occurring?

After giving products a fair try-out, I’ll post my own non-technical, no BS opinions on the product with no recommendations and you can make your own minds up.

Interests

Sound & vision

TV, HiFi, stereo, Dolby surround, Atmos, DTS, THX, 2.0, 5.1, 5.1.2, 5.4.3.2.1! What is all this geekspeak? If it sounds good to you, does it really matter?

Home automation

Trying small-scale HA for a few years now, it’s clear that not one system does it all. All trials and errors and experiences shared so you don’t make the same mistakes.

Gadgets

Who doesn’t like a new gizmo to play with? Bored of the last one? Yeah – then just go buy another! You can never have enough gadgets.

What people (one person, actually) are saying about GZO

“I never knew anyone could write so much bullshit about stuff!”

Chris Critic
Bell End, UK

Pricing

Two easy levels, depending on how tight you are.

Free

£0/item

  • Access to all non-technical articles as they are posted.
  • Read totally unqualified reviews.
  • Freedom to totally ignore views and opinions.
  • Ridicule and disagree with all findings.
  • Choose not to visit GZO ever again.

Keck-all

£0/month

  • Everything on the FREE tier, plus fuck-all else.
  • Nothing
  • Honest – now’t else
  • Doesn’t matter how much you want it.
  • Pay up or naff off.